1. keatonstrombergs:

    the fbi will never catch me


    (Source: loganlerms, via drunkensunflower)

  2. hillarygayle:






    chill it’s cos your rare

    the entire female population of east asia is rare?

    homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed


    It got better

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  3. gayerthanliberachi:







    …now that you think about it…

    Never can just scroll by this.

    No fucking way.

    (Source: igperish, via neroshrlmp)

  4. imnotjailbait:


    Still don’t believe how much of a piece of shit monster Dr. Luke is? #FreeKeshaLuke #StayStrongKesha


    Don’t ignore this. Realize what a monster Dr. Luke is.

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  5. x

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  6. tehnakki:


    Next Generation Spacesuit like Second Skin

    Scientists from MIT have designed a next-generation spacesuit that acts practically as a second skin, and could revolutionize the way future astronauts travel into space. (Photo : Jose-Luis Olivares/MIT)

    Astronauts are used to climbing into conventional bulky, gas-pressurized spacesuits, but this new design could allow them to travel in style. Soon they may don a lightweight, skintight and stretchy garment lined with tiny, muscle-like coils. Essentially the new suit acts like a giant piece of shrink-wrap, in which the coils contract and tighten when plugged into a power supply, thereby creating a “second skin.”

    "With conventional spacesuits, you’re essentially in a balloon of gas that’s providing you with the necessary one-third of an atmosphere [of pressure,] to keep you alive in the vacuum of space," lead researcher Dava Newman, a professor of aeronautics and astronautics and engineering systems at MIT, said in astatement.

    "We want to achieve that same pressurization, but through mechanical counterpressure - applying the pressure directly to the skin, thus avoiding the gas pressure altogether. We combine passive elastics with active materials. … Ultimately, the big advantage is mobility, and a very lightweight suit for planetary exploration."

    Newman, who has worked for the past decade on a design for the next-generation spacesuit, describes the new garment in detail in the journal IEEE/ASME: Transactions on Mechatronics.

    The MIT BioSuit’s coils, which are a main feature of the outfit, are made from a shape-memory alloy (SMA). At a certain temperature, the material can “remember” and spring back to its engineered shape after being bent or misshapen.

    Skintight suits are not a novel idea, but in the past scientists have always struggled with the question: how do you get in and out of a suit that is so tight? That’s where the SMAs come in, allowing the suit to contract only when heated, and subsequently stretched back to a looser shape when cooled.

    Though the lightweight suit may not seem at first like it can withstand the harsh environment that is outer space, Newman and his colleagues are sure that the BioSuit would not only give astronauts much more freedom during planetary exploration, but it would also fully support these space explorers.

    Newman and his team are not only working on how to keep the suit tight for long periods of time, but also believe their design could be applied to other attires, such as athletic wear or military uniforms.

    "An integrated suit is exciting to think about to enhance human performance," Newman added. "We’re trying to keep our astronauts alive, safe, and mobile, but these designs are not just for use in space."

    Scuse you, Dava Newman is a FEMALE professor at MIT. 

    (fyi, I passed out in a vacuum chamber wearing an earlier version of this suit. =D)

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  7. sir-radkey:

    thanks nintendo

    (Source: ramblingmushroom, via neroshrlmp)

  8. yourspookyknightofbreath:

    all the retail stores right now

    (Source: heartscatcher, via zoerussle)


  9. breastforce:

    the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

    then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

    Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh


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  10. lorhs:

    Commission for crissakentavr of her centaur girl!

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  12. breathinginthestarlight:





    Ouija boards are not a fucking game

    I once did a ouija board with someone before at Mountainview cemetery in Vancouver trying to contact GHOSTS after we saw one (a ouija, not a ghost lol) at a Toys R Us. We had a case of newcastles and got right into the boozing and contacting. A bunch of korean war vet ghosts buried there immediately told us to fuck off and refused to continue with the ouija bullshit so the eyepiece just didnt move after that for several questions or so after, as if they were angrily ignoring us for disturbing them lol

    After a little while, we got in contact with two other spirits that I found were specifically hovering around me. One was a female spirit with a bizarre wacky name who thought I was cute and the other was a little boy from the 19th century. We asked if the boy was buried in the cemetery. The boy said no. We asked where he was from. The little boy was from europe. Confused, we wondered if the boy was an immigrant from europe living in vancouver who died and was buried at the cemetery. No, the ouija stated. The boy never lived or visited Vancouver during his life. Where did this spirit come from and how did he find us? The spirit stated he had been following me specifically for years already. More confusion. This ghost was from Europe but has been in vancouver following me for a while already but never once been here?

    I distinctly remember the chill that went up my spine when I suddenly remembered that in 2006 I went on a high school trip to Italy. I asked if hes from Italy. The ouija glides to “yes”

    Is that where you saw me?


    The wandering boy spirit saw me during my high school trip and decided to follow me ever since.

    We packed up the ouija board and left.


    you got a cute lil italian ghosty boy following you around and keepin you outta trouble because e saw you and liked you you have been blessed with a nice ghostie that is amazing

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  13. modmad:

    there’s literally no way to redeem these two

    but I figured that some of the people who were responsible for them might as well get paid a visit

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  14. lettersburningbymybedforyou:



    nani is queen

    see also: how to sister

    Fun fact: Nani means beautiful in hawaiian

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  15. castielsteenwolf:


    The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

    this is really important

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