1. tamorapierce:

    il-tenore-regina:

    princeburrito:

    anothercleverjedimindtrick:

    shehateme:

    theseraphimwolf:

    Serendipity saying it how it is

    (Dogma, 1999)

    Always reblog Dogma.

    Another movie everyone must watch.

    This movie is so fucking underrated. Everyone needs to watch this movie at least once or twice in their life.

    Always time for Dogma!

    Matt Damon and Ben Affleck as homicidal angels.  Alan Rickman as a messenger angel, I think.  I need to watch it again!  The best Jay and Silent Bob.

    (via zoerussle)

     

  2. popularboyfriend:

    guy:

    *slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

    hey look a $20 bill

    (Source: guy, via neen)

     
  3. noobtheloser:

    "If it’s any consolation, it was exactly as funny as I thought it would be."

    I do a lot of these.

    So do other people. 

    (via drunkensunflower)

     
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  5. pluckypalaeontologist:

    sillyunicorntime:

    dieceased:

    daiyaoowada:

    I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

    image

    only in australia

    wait how did the emus win

    have you ever met an emu

    (Source: leafwhirlwind, via zoerussle)

     
  6. flowisaconstruct:

    chezpicker-uk:

    A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars

    bioluminescence is the shit.

    (via zoerussle)

     
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  8. thefutureisbroken:

    coelasquid:

    spacetwinks:

    since jagermeister appears to be doing a whole furry themed ad campaign now, i figured i’d take this moment to remind people of the time orangina went all fucking out on an ad campaign of their own, and made up some particularly original choices for representatives of their own for it

    O… Okay.

    Didn’t Orangina have a leopard man and a human man in a commercial that implied they were drinking Orangina for a pre or post-coitus beverage?

    (via no-fuq-u)

     
  9. hiddleswiggles:

    That’s good service.

    (Source: poyzn, via no-fuq-u)

     

  10. corisete:

    pawtism:

    helioscentrifuge:

    breastforce:

    imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

    each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

    STOP RIGHT THERE

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    imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

    guys there are two wedding photos

    (via no-fuq-u)

     
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  12. cristinaya:

    Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

    (via no-fuq-u)

     
  13. bitterjuicce:

    I’m here to provide you the eye cancer

    (via no-fuq-u)

     
  14. gailsimone:

    irerisitahiri:

    ~ Elizabeth Beals

    So cute!

    (via damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl)

     
  15. all-that-is-pokemon:

    rubybeam:

    dream-team-bros:

    I like to imagine these two prank and taunt eachother sometimes.

    water only makes it worse though maxie needs milk

    ​that’s exactly why he offered water

    (via no-fuq-u)